MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.scrappy.brand_ambassador
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Brand Ambassador
Uncommon Small Scrappy YEAR 2+

Brand Ambassador

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.brand_ambassador
Human
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human)
1.0x Base Price
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 3 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
50.0% (2W / 2L)

+0.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
100.0%
1W / 0L
50.0%
1W / 1L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Brand Ambassador

4 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$795 Valuation
6 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$675 Valuation
8 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$745 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$675 Valuation
11 days ago