MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Brand Ambassador
Uncommon Small Scrappy YEAR 2+

Brand Ambassador

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.brand_ambassador
Human
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Base Cost: $65 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Hackerspace
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human)
1.0x Base Price
The Boiler Room
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
15.0% (3 / 20 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
55.6% (5W / 4L)

+5.6% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
50.0%
2W / 2L
Baron
100.0%
2W / 0L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Brand Ambassador

9 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Obelisk Capital
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$968 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Third Generation Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$880 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Unpaid Intern Industries
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
Quantum LLC
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$790 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
Keystone Cartel
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$760 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Pivot Ventures
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$795 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Bedrock Corp
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$675 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Juggernaut Federation
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$745 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Bedrock & Sons
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$675 Valuation
about 2 months ago