MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Boiler Room
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

The Boiler Room

“Forty phones, one script, and a bell that rings every time somebody says yes.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.boiler_room

Buy sales and Market Share assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (18 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
50.0% (1 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.0 cards per stop (0% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Boiler Room's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 14 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 4 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
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◈ 8
1-SLOT
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Hand-Lettered Sign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 55.6% (10/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 44.4% (52/117)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 28
1-SLOT
Price War

Price War

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Take 12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Price War

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 28 Loss. Take 12 Loss.

Pick Rate 41.2% (7/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 36.2% (47/130)
Win Rate 5.0% (1W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 34.3% (12/35)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 32.7% (16/49)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ad Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 27.0% (17/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Loyalty Program

Loyalty Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Loyalty Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.

Pick Rate 23.7% (9/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sales Quota

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.

Pick Rate 23.5% (12/51)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 500
1-SLOT
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Saturday Rush

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 22.2% (6/27)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sales Training

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 21.4% (12/56)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Focus Group

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 20.6% (7/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Referral Program

Referral Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Referral Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Pick Rate 10.5% (4/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Brand Loyalty

Brand Loyalty

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Your Humans Profit +10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Brand Loyalty

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here