MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Saturday Rush
Common Small Mom & Pop

Saturday Rush

Filing Identifier: asset.mompop.saturday_rush
Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Revenue Recurring Profit every second.
Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

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Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
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Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
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Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Fixer
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Diner
The Corner Diner
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Boiler Room
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
23.1% (9 / 39 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
33.3% (1W / 2L)

-16.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Saturday Rush

3 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Keystone Industries
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$640 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Bedrock Corp
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$675 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Lodestar Equity Partners
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
about 2 months ago