MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.pitchman
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Pitchman
Common Small

Pitchman

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.pitchman
Human Employee Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.
Base Cost: $18 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
0.5x Price
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Racetrack
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
32.7% (85 / 260 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
7.4% (2W / 25L)

-42.6% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

12.5%
1W / 7L
0.0%
0W / 8L
0.0%
0W / 7L
25.0%
1W / 3L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pitchman

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$880 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$520 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$525 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$705 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$380 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$395 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$515 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
about 2 months ago