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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $285
- Final Liquid Funding
- $731
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
✦ MVP ✦
Robot Uprising
LARGE
MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $285 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Coffee Shop Squatters is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
2 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Robot Uprising
LARGE
MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines act 6% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Robot Worker
- Scrum Master
- Code Monkey
- Pitchman
- Account Manager
- Data Scientist
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Scrum Master
- Pitchman
- Account Manager
- Data Scientist
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Machine ×3
Machine / 3 assets- Robot Worker
- Refactor
- Robot Uprising
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Pitchman
- Account Manager
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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