MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Policy Performance / policy.sergei.automated
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Automated
Common POLICY DIRECTIVE Sergei Exclusive

Automated

Filing Identifier: policy.sergei.automated
Affects Machine
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
◈ AURA
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Operational Nature: Standing Aura (Affects Machine) Scope: Machine
BASE VALUE $90 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$45 Funding
KEY IMPACT 3% Faster

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
The 1099 Loophole
The 1099 Loophole
A thought. If your staff were *contractors*, there'd be no benefits, no payroll tax, and a lovely blank where the overhead was. They'd still come in. Probably.
↳ Option 3: "Opt2"
Grant Directive
Rewrite Everything in Rust
Rewrite Everything in Rust
I'm not shipping features. Not until the backend's rewritten. It's held together with the pizza code I wrote in year one, and I *know*, because I wrote it.
↳ Option 3: "Opt2"
Grant Directive
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
44.2% (95 / 215 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
20.7% (18W / 69L)

-29.3% below 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 94 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 1

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
0 picked (0.0%)
0.0%
0W / 1L
1 picked (100.0%)
20.9%
18W / 68L
94 picked (43.9%)
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No filings
0 picked (0.0%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Automated

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$995 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$895 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$816 Valuation
15 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$855 Valuation
15 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$1,598 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$975 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$1,030 Valuation
16 days ago