Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Market Domination
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $680
- Final Liquid Funding
- $2,592
- Fiscal Review Record
- 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 160 Moat.
▸
Gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Litigious
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Litigious
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆
#7
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆
#8
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $135, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $135 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $185 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $265 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $330 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $400 | 5 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $475 | 6 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $550 | 6 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 8 | $625 | 7 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 9 | $680 | 8 | 1 | Domination |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Grindset Global is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Miracle Analyzer
MEDIUM
MACHINE
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸
When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 160 Moat.
▸
Gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Skillful Mentor
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 160 Moat.
▸
Gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Litigious
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Litigious
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Feedback Loop
MEDIUM
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
On-Call Pager
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Machine ×5
Machine / 5 assets- A/B Test
- Kombucha Tap
- Assembly Line
- Feedback Loop
- On-Call Pager
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Benefit ×2
Benefit / 2 assets- Free Dinner After Eight
- Kombucha Tap
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Skillful Mentor
- Caffeine Addict
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Human ×2
Human / 2 assets- Skillful Mentor
- Caffeine Addict
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AI ×1
AI / 1 asset- A/B Test
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Vaporware
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Kombucha Tap
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