Quality Assurance

Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)

Inez again. It runs Sunday. Eleven hundred words, three former employees, one spreadsheet you thought was deleted. I'm calling for *comment*. Comment away.

I'll sign. I'll sign today. I want forty percent off, the blue version, an export button, and someone to answer the phone on Sundays. My pen's already out.

Okay so. I wrote a function that calls itself. It called itself all weekend. The cloud bill has a comma in a place I've never seen a comma. I'm so sorry.

Cancellations are up. I've drawn a flowchart where cancelling takes six steps and a phone call. It's ugly, and it *works*. The alternatives cost money.

The servers are down and the executives are *misaligned*. There's a dome in the desert. Three days, sound baths, no phones. Fifty thousand. The bugs can wait.

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