MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Behemoth Holdings

10 Years in business
Filed October 13, 2026 at 12:15 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$750
Final Liquid Funding
$2,819
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 360
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 360.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 160 Funding
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▼ 400
Evangelist

Evangelist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 400 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 160 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 180 Funding
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▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
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▼ 20
Superfan
Offshore
Offshore

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
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◈ 160
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 120 Funding
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▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
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◈ 80 ▲ 100
True Believer

True Believer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 80 Funding
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▼ 240
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Windfall 55%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 140 Funding
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▼ 40 ▲ 40
Volunteer

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Underdog
PRO
◆
#1

Underdog

POLICY PRO
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 12% faster.
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◆ 320 Funding
Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
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◆ 100 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PRO
◆
#3

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 240 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#4

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth
PLUS
◆
#5

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#6

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#7

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 150 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#8

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 180 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $750 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $200 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $200 Valuation Yr 4 $245 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $245 Valuation Yr 5 $315 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $315 Valuation Yr 6 $390 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $390 Valuation Yr 7 $485 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $485 Valuation Yr 8 $560 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $560 Valuation Yr 9 $675 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $675 Valuation Yr 10 $750 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $750 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $140 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $200 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $245 3 1 Setback
Year 5 $315 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $390 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $485 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $560 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $675 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $750 8 2 1 Strike Left

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Behemoth Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×9
    Human / 9 assets
    • Evangelist
    • Hard Worker
    • Superfan
    • Graphic Designer
    • Data Analyst
    • True Believer
    • Sketchy Contractor
    • Volunteer
    • Paid Reporter
  • Employee ×3
    Employee / 3 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Graphic Designer
    • Data Analyst
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Sketchy Contractor
    • Paid Reporter
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Credit Card Roulette
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