MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
ULTRACAPITALISM Logo
A company-building auto-battler
Play in Browser
◀ Policy Performance / policy.scrappy.word_of_mouth
Changed in 1.3.0
UC
Word of Mouth
Common POLICY DIRECTIVE Scrappy Exclusive

Word of Mouth

Filing Identifier: policy.scrappy.word_of_mouth
Affects Human
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
⚡ TRIGGER
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Operational Nature: When Human Acts Scope: Human
BASE VALUE $120 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$60 Funding
KEY IMPACT Standing Rule

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
Ramen Month
Ramen Month
I'm told you have about three weeks. I'm not calling to help; I'm calling to see what you'll do, because what you do next tells me what you're *worth*.
↳ Option 2: "Opt1"
Grant Directive
Guerilla Marketing Stunt
Guerilla Marketing Stunt
We've had a *notion*. At night, from the car park, we put your logo on the side of their headquarters. Forty storeys. Legally grey; visually, very not grey.
↳ Option 3: "Opt2"
Grant Directive
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
54.6% (77 / 141 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
20.8% (20W / 76L)

-29.2% below 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 74 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 3

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
19.3%
11W / 46L
73 picked (55.3%)
Baron
0.0%
0W / 7L
0 picked (0.0%)
Sergei
21.1%
4W / 15L
2 picked (50.0%)
Mom & Pop
38.5%
5W / 8L
2 picked (40.0%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Word of Mouth

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
All-Nighter Systems
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$265 Valuation
2 days ago
VICTORY
Hustle & Co.
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$865 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
VrondarNew Inc
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$700 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Borrowed WiFi Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Riverbank Pottery & Kiln
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$975 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Overcaffeinated Enterprises
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
Indemnity Alliance
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$1,355 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Apogee & Affiliates
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$570 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Dooh Uhren & Söhne
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$875 Valuation
14 days ago