Leveraged
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+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Market Domination
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $985
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,152
- Fiscal Review Record
- 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
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Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
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Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 160 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Office Cat
SMALL
ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
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Fast Track an adjacent Employee 4.5s.
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Gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Leveraged
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 200 Loss.
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Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Late Nights
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
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Fast Track your Employees 3s.
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Profit 120.
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Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Whistleblower
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
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Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
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Overwork the Employee to your right 2.5s.
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Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
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Profit 5.
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Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sabbatical
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 200 Moat.
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Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 200.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
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#3
POLICY
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When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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#4
POLICY
PRO
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When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 1.4s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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#5
POLICY
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After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#6
POLICY
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When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
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Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#7
POLICY
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Your Employees act 5% faster.
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Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#8
POLICY
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When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $90 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $140 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $200 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $240 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $310 | 5 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $445 | 6 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $630 | 6 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 8 | $780 | 7 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 9 | $895 | 7 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 10 | $985 | 8 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Borrowed WiFi Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record
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Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Benefit ×3
Benefit / 3 assets- Wellness Program
- Free Dinner After Eight
- Sabbatical
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Loose Cannon
- Whistleblower
- Caffeine Addict
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Loose Cannon
- Caffeine Addict
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Office Cat
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Late Nights
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