MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Office Cat
Common Small Scrappy

Office Cat

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_cat
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Base Cost: $26 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
12.5% (1 / 8 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
50.0% (1W / 1L)

+0.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
50.0%
1W / 1L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Cat

2 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Borrowed WiFi Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Zero Equity Left
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$810 Valuation
14 days ago