MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Free Dinner After Eight
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Free Dinner After Eight

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.free_dinner_after_eight
Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Base Cost: $12 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

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0.7x Price
Benefits Broker
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1.0x Base Price
The Coffee Cart
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The Grindstone
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1.0x Price
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The Burn Unit
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1.0x Price
The Bullpen
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Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
16.1% (15 / 93 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
46.7% (7W / 8L)

-3.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

16.7%
1W / 5L
0.0%
0W / 1L
100.0%
2W / 0L
66.7%
4W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Free Dinner After Eight

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$700 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Domination
$1,120 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$805 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$705 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$695 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$625 Valuation
14 days ago