MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Mom & Pop, company founder
Founded by Mom & Pop

GrannyS Black Sandwhich

10 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,120
Final Liquid Funding
$3,107
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 40
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 40
Comeback Kid
Litigious
Litigious

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 30
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 10
Comeback Kid
Disruptive
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 20
Data Scientist
Offshore
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 120
Fair Wages
✦ MVP ✦

Fair Wages

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 80
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 10
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 20
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Corporate Policies

Living Wage
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
◆
#2
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
◆
#3
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
◆
#4
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Door Policy
◆
#5
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#6
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $1,120 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $155 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $155 Valuation Yr 3 $215 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $215 Valuation Yr 4 $350 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $350 Valuation Yr 5 $525 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $525 Valuation Yr 6 $625 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $625 Valuation Yr 7 $775 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $775 Valuation Yr 8 $1,065 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,065 Valuation Yr 9 $1,140 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,140 Valuation Yr 10 $1,120 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,120 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $155 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $215 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $350 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $525 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $625 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $775 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $1,065 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $1,140 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $1,120 8 2 1 Strike Left

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of GrannyS Black Sandwhich is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
11W / 18L
29 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
37.9%
11 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $145 0W - 1S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Quiet Quitter
+

Quiet Quitter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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YEAR 2 $155 0W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Quiet Quitter
+

Quiet Quitter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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YEAR 3 $280 1W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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YEAR 4 $350 2W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
+

Comeback Kid

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +15 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
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Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 5 $525 3W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
+

Comeback Kid

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +15 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Whistleblower
+

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 6 $700 4W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
++

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Whistleblower
+

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Data Scientist
⚡
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 7 $850 5W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
++

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Whistleblower
+

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist
⚡
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Bookkeeper
+

The Bookkeeper

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 8 $1,065 6W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
++

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist
⚡
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Fair Wages
+++

Fair Wages

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 9 $1,140 7W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
++

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
⚡
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fair Wages
+++

Fair Wages

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Whistleblower
+

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper
+

The Bookkeeper

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 10 $1,120 8W - 2S
Assets
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
++
⚡
Litigious

Comeback Kid

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +20 Profit.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Comeback Kid
⚡
Disruptive

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
⚡
Offshore

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fair Wages
+++

Fair Wages

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Whistleblower
+

Whistleblower

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper
+

The Bookkeeper

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×6
    Human / 6 assets
    • Comeback Kid ×2
    • Scrum Master
    • Data Scientist
    • Whistleblower
    • The Bookkeeper
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Comeback Kid ×2
    • Scrum Master
    • Data Scientist
    • The Bookkeeper
  • Benefit ×2
    Benefit / 2 assets
    • Free Dinner After Eight
    • Unlimited PTO
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Fair Wages
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