MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Bookkeeper
Uncommon Small Mom & Pop

The Bookkeeper

Filing Identifier: asset.mompop.the_bookkeeper
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +1.4 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Accountants
The Accountants
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
50.0% (12 / 24 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 3L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 3L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring The Bookkeeper

3 Recent Runs
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CEO Mom & Pop • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$320 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$655 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Duct Tape Dynamics
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$1,165 Valuation
10 days ago