MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.bullpen
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Bullpen
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.51 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–5

The Bullpen

“Desks pushed together in rows. Nobody here does anything alone, and nobody here can be moved.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.bullpen

Buy adjacency assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (40 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Graphic Designer (6 sold) Food Truck (5 sold) Reseller (5 sold) Advisor (4 sold) Coffee Chat (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
38.3% (41 / 107 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.51 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.51 cards per stop (38% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
62 items ($1,230 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (1 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$27 NEW UNIT 10 minutes ago
$21 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$54 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$27 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Bullpen's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 30 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 10 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Strategic Partner

Strategic Partner

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Adjacent assets act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Strategic Partner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 30. Adjacent assets act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 57.1% (4/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Chef

Chef

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Chef

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.

Pick Rate 44.0% (11/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 34.6% (27/78)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding List: $45
-10% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 33.3% (9/27)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Product Designer

Product Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Product Designer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Teacher

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 33.3% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.

Pick Rate 32.7% (37/113)
Win Rate 40.0% (4W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $26
-10% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 29.8% (25/84)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.0% (28/100)
Win Rate 32.1% (9W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.8% (73/263)
Win Rate 20.0% (8W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 26.1% (88/337)
Win Rate 6.5% (2W/29L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.8% (23/89)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$54 Funding List: $60
-10% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.8% (10/42)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding List: $45
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.6% (45/191)
Win Rate 26.1% (6W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Greenhouse

Greenhouse

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Adjacent assets permanently gain +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Greenhouse

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Adjacent assets permanently gain +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 23.1% (3/13)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $40
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.5% (91/404)
Win Rate 10.5% (8W/68L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 21.9% (16/73)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 16
2-SLOT
Food Truck

Food Truck

BASIC
MEDIUM VEHICLE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each adjacent Human.
▸ Move this one slot right.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Food Truck

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 16 for each adjacent Human. Move this one slot right.

Pick Rate 21.9% (7/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Compound Interest

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.0% (4/20)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $28
-10% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 18.3% (15/82)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Human you control.
▸ When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Multi-Level Marketer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $40
-10% OFF

Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 17.6% (6/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Mobile App

Mobile App

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Windfall 25%.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Mobile App

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Windfall 25%. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.

Pick Rate 16.7% (4/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding List: $45
-10% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 16.3% (14/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Free Dinner After Eight

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.

Pick Rate 16.1% (15/93)
Win Rate 46.7% (7W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $22
-10% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 16.1% (34/211)
Win Rate 13.8% (8W/50L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Reseller

Reseller

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Whenever the asset to your left Profits, Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Reseller

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Whenever the asset to your left Profits, Profit 6.

Pick Rate 15.6% (7/45)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$25 Funding List: $28
-10% OFF

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 14.8% (40/270)
Win Rate 23.1% (9W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$49 Funding List: $55
-10% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 14.4% (15/104)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Corporate Sponsors

Corporate Sponsors

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Corporate Sponsors

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $35
-10% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 14.3% (4/28)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ◈ 8
1-SLOT
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Website

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 12.5% (5/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸ Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Personal Trainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.

Pick Rate 11.8% (4/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
R&D Lab

R&D Lab

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Adjacent Machines and AIs permanently gain +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

R&D Lab

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Adjacent Machines and AIs permanently gain +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Server Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.

Pick Rate 5.0% (1/20)
Win Rate 100.0% (3W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
QA Tester

QA Tester

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit the asset to your left for 1s.
▸ It permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

QA Tester

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Audit the asset to your left for 1s. It permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
2-SLOT
Spaghetti Code

Spaghetti Code

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Adjacent assets have Scale +1.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Spaghetti Code

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $35
-10% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. Adjacent assets have Scale +1. Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Secret Sauce

Secret Sauce

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Secret Sauce

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
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