MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.bullpen
New in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Bullpen
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–5

The Bullpen

“Desks pushed together in rows. Nobody here does anything alone, and nobody here can be moved.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.bullpen

Buy adjacency assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (25 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
In-House Counsel (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 1 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($14 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$14 NEW UNIT 7 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Bullpen's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

20 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $15
-10% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 70.0% (7/10)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 34.0% (16/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Human you control.
When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Multi-Level Marketer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 30.8% (4/13)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.3% (17/60)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 28.2% (11/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.3% (24/95)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Compound Interest

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 22.8% (23/101)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 15.6% (20/128)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 14.3% (6/42)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Corporate Sponsors

Corporate Sponsors

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Corporate Sponsors

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/12)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Personal Trainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Free Dinner After Eight

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here