STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Uncommon Small YEAR 2+

Teacher

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.teacher

Human Employee

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

8.0 SEC

The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.

Base Cost: $12 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

Campus Career Fair

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

Executive Headhunters

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

1.0x Price

The Consortium

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

1.0x Base Price

The Day Labor Corner

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

0.5x Price

The Bullpen

Curated Shelf Stock

0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

PICK RATE

33.3% (4 / 12 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

0.0% (0W / 3L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

—

No filings

Baron

0.0%

0W / 1L

Sergei

—

No filings

Mom & Pop

0.0%

0W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Teacher

3 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Copper Kettle Provisions

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 4 • Bankruptcy

$280 Valuation

2 days ago

DEFEAT

Winthrop Iron & Rail

CEO Baron • Year 4 • Bankruptcy

$335 Valuation

2 days ago

DEFEAT

Huasipingo Ltd.

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 3 • Bankruptcy

$205 Valuation

12 days ago