MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Winthrop Iron & Rail

4 Years in business
Filed November 04, 2026 at 07:16 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$335
Final Liquid Funding
$405
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Interest Check
✦ MVP ✦

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 10
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 120
Filing Cabinet
◈ ◈ ◈

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
▲ 10
Inventory Clerk

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 16
Open House

Open House

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #7
◈ #8
◈ #9

Corporate Policies

Shell Companies
UNCOMMON
◆
#1

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money
UNCOMMON
◆
#2

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Hatchet Man
UNCOMMON
◆
#3

Hatchet Man

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Your leftmost Employee inflicts 10 more Loss for every Scheme you have.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 220 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $335 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $210 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 3 $270 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $270 Valuation Yr 4 $335 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $335 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $210 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $270 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $335 1 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Winthrop Iron & Rail is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $210 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet

Filing Cabinet

BASIC
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Debt.
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 22 Funding
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 3 $270 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet
+

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
Inventory Clerk
+

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 4 $335 1W - 3S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet
+

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
Inventory Clerk
+

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open House
+

Open House

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Hatchet Man

Hatchet Man

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Your leftmost Employee inflicts 10 more Loss for every Scheme you have.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 220 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Receptionist
    • Teacher
    • Inventory Clerk
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Receptionist
    • Teacher
    • Inventory Clerk
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Interest Check
    • Filing Cabinet
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Open House
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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