MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.receptionist
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Receptionist
Common Small YEAR 2+

Receptionist

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.receptionist
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Base Cost: $12 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
Loss Prevention
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Bullpen
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
44.0% (11 / 25 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
50.0% (1W / 1L)

+0.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

100.0%
1W / 0L
0.0%
0W / 1L
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Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Receptionist

2 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$335 Valuation
2 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$5,470 Valuation
17 days ago