MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.loss_prevention
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Loss Prevention
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.71 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

Loss Prevention

“A windowless office behind the loading dock. Twelve monitors, one chair, and a binder titled Incidents.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.loss_prevention

Buy security and legal cover

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (28 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Security System (5 sold) Security Guard (2 sold) Stealth Mode (2 sold) Watchdog (2 sold) Blameless Post-Mortem (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
25.0% (24 / 96 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.71 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.71 cards per stop (24% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
17 items ($416 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$22 NEW UNIT 11 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$60 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 16 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 17 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 17 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 17 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 18 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Loss Prevention's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 18 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 9 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Honest Books

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 45.5% (10/22)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.

Pick Rate 44.0% (11/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 38.1% (8/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Blameless Post-Mortem

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (3/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Engineer

Security Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Security Engineer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.3% (5/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Slow a rival asset 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 30.8% (8/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Enterprise Contract

Enterprise Contract

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ This cannot be Audited.
▸ While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enterprise Contract

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Backup Drives

Backup Drives

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Backup Drives

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 28.6% (4/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
Factory Reset

Factory Reset

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Factory Reset

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$70 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Mechanic

Mechanic

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Mechanic

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 23.3% (17/73)
Win Rate 100.0% (7W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.7% (41/181)
Win Rate 5.9% (1W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 22.0% (11/50)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 21.2% (48/226)
Win Rate 11.1% (4W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 15
2-SLOT
Human Resources

Human Resources

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Human Resources

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 2 Scandal. Gain 15 Moat. The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 14
1-SLOT
Doctor

Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 14.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Doctor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 14. Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Technician

Technician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Technician

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.

Pick Rate 19.1% (9/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 18.8% (31/165)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 80
3-SLOT
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Regulatory Capture

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 80 Moat. When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 17.6% (15/85)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Forensic Accountant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 14.4% (15/104)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 12.0% (3/25)
Win Rate 12.5% (1W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 9.1% (2/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Submarine

Submarine

BASIC
MEDIUM VEHICLE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ This cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Submarine

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. This cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here