MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Loss Prevention
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

Loss Prevention

“A windowless office behind the loading dock. Twelve monitors, one chair, and a binder titled Incidents.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.loss_prevention

Buy security and legal cover

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (17 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 3 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Loss Prevention's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 12 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
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▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Slow a rival asset 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 46.7% (7/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 40.0% (2/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 26.8% (11/41)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 26.1% (18/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your assets cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Honest Books

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 40 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$80 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Blameless Post-Mortem

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Backup Drives

Backup Drives

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Backup Drives

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here