MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.compliance_officer
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Compliance Officer
Uncommon Small YEAR 3+

Compliance Officer

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.compliance_officer
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Base Cost: $8 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
Loss Prevention
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
17.6% (15 / 85 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
16.7% (3W / 15L)

-33.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 3L
16.7%
1W / 5L
16.7%
1W / 5L
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Compliance Officer

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CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,430 Valuation
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VICTORY
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$910 Valuation
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DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$380 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$830 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$735 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,105 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$815 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$750 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$290 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$635 Valuation
about 2 months ago