Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $830
- Final Liquid Funding
- $2,634
- Fiscal Review Record
- 7 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Leveraged
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Leveraged
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
✦ MVP ✦
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 3s and Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#5
POLICY
ENTERPRISE
▸
Your Machines have +48% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#8
POLICY
PRO
▸
Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 10, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $310 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $380 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $455 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $530 | 5 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 8 | $680 | 6 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 9 | $755 | 7 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 10 | $830 | 7 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Borrowed WiFi Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
7W
/
4L
11 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
63.6%
7 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
PRO
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Assets
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
PRO
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
++
PRO
Disruptive
BASIC
+
PLUS
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 2s and Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+++
Leveraged
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Disruptive
PRO
+
PLUS
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Leveraged
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 3s and Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
Leveraged
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+++
Leveraged
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Disruptive
PRO
+
PLUS
⚡
Leveraged
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Leveraged
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 3s and Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
PRO
▸
Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
Leveraged
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+++
Leveraged
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Disruptive
PRO
+
PLUS
⚡
Leveraged
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Disruptive
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Leveraged
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 3s and Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
+
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
ENTERPRISE
▸
Your Machines have +48% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PRO
▸
Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Code Monkey
- Project Manager
- Accountant
- Compliance Officer
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Project Manager
- Accountant
- Sketchy Contractor
- Compliance Officer
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Machine ×3
Machine / 3 assets- Assembly Line
- A/B Test
- Coffee Machine
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AI ×1
AI / 1 asset- A/B Test
-
Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Coffee Machine
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Open Office
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Sketchy Contractor
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