MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Common Small YEAR 2+

Accountant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.accountant
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
3.0 SEC
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Base Cost: $18 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Revenue Recurring Profit every second.
Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Accountants
The Accountants
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Check Casher
The Check Casher
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Trust Office
The Trust Office
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
18.0% (32 / 178 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
26.3% (5W / 14L)

-23.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
33.3%
2W / 4L
Baron
42.9%
3W / 4L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 3L
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 3L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Accountant

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Cap Table Carnage
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$10,622 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Obelisk Capital
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$968 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Huasipingo Ltd.
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$205 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Reason LTD
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,430 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Nexus Verticals
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$750 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
Meridian Collective
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$4,299 Valuation
22 days ago
DEFEAT
Borrowed WiFi Holdings
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$830 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Underdog Technologies
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$590 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Stratum Corp
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$455 Valuation
about 2 months ago