MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Reason LTD

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,430
Final Liquid Funding
$2,552
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 1 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

◈ 100
Nap Pod
Litigious
Litigious

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 80
Project Manager

Project Manager

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#2
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▼ 120
Account Manager

Account Manager

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Gain 120% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
⇈ 8
Accountant

Accountant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈ 240
Golden Highrise
Gamified
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified

Golden Highrise

ENTERPRISE
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +80 Moat.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Corporate Policies

Too Big to Fail
◆
#1
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
◆
#3
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
◆
#4
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Winner Take All
◆
#7
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $190, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $1,430 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $190 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $190 Valuation Yr 2 $300 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $300 Valuation Yr 3 $475 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $475 Valuation Yr 4 $645 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $645 Valuation Yr 5 $790 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $790 Valuation Yr 6 $1,030 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $1,030 Valuation Yr 7 $1,270 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $1,270 Valuation Yr 8 $1,375 Fiscal Year 8: 7 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $1,375 Valuation Yr 9 $1,430 Fiscal Year 9: 8 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $1,430 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $190 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $300 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $475 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $645 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $790 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $1,030 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $1,270 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $1,375 7 1 Stable
Year 9 $1,430 8 1 Domination

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Reason LTD is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $190 1W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $360 2W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 3 $475 3W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Dog-Friendly Office

Dog-Friendly Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $645 4W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Dog-Friendly Office

Dog-Friendly Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 5 $865 4W - 1S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 6 $1,030 5W - 1S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Golden Highrise
++

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 7 $1,270 6W - 1S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Golden Highrise
++
⚡
Gamified

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 8 $1,375 7W - 1S
Assets
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nap Pod
+
⚡
Litigious

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Golden Highrise
+++
⚡
Gamified

Golden Highrise

ENTERPRISE
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +80 Moat.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 9 $1,430 8W - 1S
Assets
Nap Pod
+
⚡
Litigious

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
+++

Project Manager

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Account Manager
+++

Account Manager

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Gain 120% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Accountant
+++

Accountant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Golden Highrise
+++
⚡
Gamified

Golden Highrise

ENTERPRISE
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +80 Moat.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Project Manager
    • Compliance Officer
    • Account Manager
    • Accountant
    • Corporate Spy
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Project Manager
    • Compliance Officer
    • Account Manager
    • Accountant
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Nap Pod
    • Golden Highrise
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Account Manager
    • Corporate Spy
  • Benefit ×1
    Benefit / 1 asset
    • Nap Pod
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • On-Call Pager
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