MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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On-Call Pager
Common Small

On-Call Pager

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.on_call_pager
Machine
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.
Base Cost: $28 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop
Machine Shop
Tag Filter (Machine)
1.0x Base Price
Robotics Expo
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Machine)
1.0x Price
The Hackerspace
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Office Max
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Refurbished Hardware
Refurbished Hardware
Tag Filter (Machine)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Grindstone
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Factory Floor
The Factory Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
23.5% (16 / 68 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
66.7% (4W / 2L)

+16.7% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
100.0%
1W / 0L
Sergei
75.0%
3W / 1L
Mom & Pop
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring On-Call Pager

6 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Grindset Global
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
Reason LTD
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,430 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Praetorian Conglomerate
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$1,030 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
Meridian Operations
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$910 Valuation
18 days ago
DEFEAT
Indemnity Federation
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$810 Valuation
18 days ago