MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Check Casher
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

The Check Casher

“A strip-mall storefront with bars on the glass and a rate on the door that changes by the hour.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.check_casher

Buy Debt assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (25 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 1 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Check Casher's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 18 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 7 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 37.8% (17/45)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Debt Ceiling

Debt Ceiling

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Debt Ceiling

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 36.4% (4/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 300
2-SLOT
Margin Call

Margin Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Margin Call

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 33.3% (5/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 400
1-SLOT
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Collections Agent

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (24/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Credit Card Roulette

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.2% (4/18)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.3% (14/69)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Tax Loophole

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Fine Print

Fine Print

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fine Print

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Net 90

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.7% (15/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Refinance

Refinance

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Refinance

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Remove 4 Debt. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 19.7% (12/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Payday Loan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.9% (7/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (2/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 800
2-SLOT
Debt Spiral

Debt Spiral

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Debt Spiral

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.

Pick Rate 9.5% (2/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Late Fee

Late Fee

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Late Fee

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 5.7% (3/53)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Subscription Model

Subscription Model

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Subscription Model

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Apply 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Community EBITDA

Community EBITDA

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Valuation.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Community EBITDA

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Gain 30 Valuation. Profit 15. Gain 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Tech Debt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$54 Funding List: $60
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Vaporware

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Vaporware

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Company Store

Company Store

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Company Store

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here