MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Loan Shark
Uncommon Small YEAR 2+

Loan Shark

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.loan_shark
Animal Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Base Cost: $26 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Agency Row
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Accountants
The Accountants
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Check Casher
The Check Casher
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
12.8% (11 / 86 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
12.2% (5W / 36L)

-37.8% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
30.0%
3W / 7L
Baron
12.5%
2W / 14L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 9L
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 6L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Loan Shark

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Dooh Uhren & Söhne
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$875 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Terminal Collective
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$855 Valuation
15 days ago
DEFEAT
Tropo
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$465 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
Ledger & Daughters
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$430 Valuation
24 days ago
DEFEAT
Leverage Logistics Group
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$690 Valuation
25 days ago
DEFEAT
Vertex & Daughters
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Hockey Stick Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$210 Valuation
about 1 month ago
VICTORY
Perpetual Securities
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$785 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Instant Noodle Equity
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$355 Valuation
about 1 month ago