Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $355
- Final Liquid Funding
- $532
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
✦ MVP ✦
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Policies
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#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Instant Noodle Equity is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
0L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
100.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◈
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
+
Patented
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+
Patented
PLUS
+
Agile
PLUS
++
PRO
BASIC
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Code Monkey
- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
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Animal ×2
Animal / 2 assets- Code Monkey
- Loan Shark
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Human ×2
Human / 2 assets- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Move Fast
- Earnings Call
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Consultant
- Loan Shark
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Cubicle Farm
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