MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.cubicle_farm
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Cubicle Farm
Uncommon Medium

Cubicle Farm

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.cubicle_farm
Property
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $16 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$8 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +1.3 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Revenue Recurring Profit every second.
Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Property Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Real Estate Office
Tag Filter (Property)
1.0x Price
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Foreclosure Auction
Tag Filter (Property)
0.5x Price
The Trust Office
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
25.0% (22 / 88 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Cubicle Farm

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$330 Valuation
10 days ago