MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Cubicle Farm
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Cubicle Farm

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.cubicle_farm
Property
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Base Cost: $10 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Revenue Recurring Profit every second.
Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Property Expo
Property Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Commercial Showroom
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Real Estate Office
Real Estate Office
Tag Filter (Property)
1.0x Price
Office Max
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Foreclosure Auction
Foreclosure Auction
Tag Filter (Property)
0.5x Price
The Trust Office
The Trust Office
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
20.9% (37 / 177 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 11L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 2L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 1L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 8L
Mom & Pop
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No filings

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