MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Behemoth Conglomerate

5 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$380
Final Liquid Funding
$406
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 15
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⇈ 3 ▲ 40
Cubicle Farm
✦ MVP ✦

Cubicle Farm

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 40.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 8
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Corporate Policies

Quality Assurance
◆
#1
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#3
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#4
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
◆
#5
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $380 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $220 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $220 Valuation Yr 4 $310 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $310 Valuation Yr 5 $380 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $380 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $160 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $220 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $310 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $380 2 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Behemoth Conglomerate is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
YEAR 3 $220 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
Policies
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 4 $310 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Cubicle Farm
+

Cubicle Farm

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 5 $380 2W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Cubicle Farm
++

Cubicle Farm

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 40.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

8 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Robot Worker
    • Code Monkey
    • Consultant
    • Data Analyst
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Commission Structure
    • Ad Network
    • Sales Quota
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Consultant
    • Data Analyst
  • AI ×1
    AI / 1 asset
    • Ad Network
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Code Monkey
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Robot Worker
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Cubicle Farm
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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