MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Wire Transfer Waiting Room

3 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$220
Final Liquid Funding
$36
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 400
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 80
Expense Account
✦ MVP ✦

Expense Account

PLUS
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⇈ 2 ▲ 20
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ #8
◈ #9

Corporate Policies

Technical Debt
◆
#1
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#2
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $220 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $220 Fiscal Year 3: 0 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $220 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $160 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $220 0 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Wire Transfer Waiting Room is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

7 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×3
    Employee / 3 assets
    • Robot Worker
    • Code Monkey
    • Middle Manager
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Collections Agent
    • Middle Manager
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Code Monkey
  • Benefit ×1
    Benefit / 1 asset
    • Expense Account
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Robot Worker
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Cubicle Farm
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Collections Agent
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