Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $355
- Final Liquid Funding
- $666
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
✦ MVP ✦
Litigious
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Absolute Optimization is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Synergized
PLUS
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
+
Synergized
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Litigious
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Orbital Tax Haven
LARGE
PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸
Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
+
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
Synergized
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Litigious
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
+
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
Synergized
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Litigious
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Cubicle Farm
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Robot Worker
- Code Monkey
- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
- Data Analyst
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
- Data Analyst
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Animal ×3
Animal / 3 assets- Code Monkey
- Loan Shark
- Golden Goose
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Loan Shark
- Consultant
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Robot Worker
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Cubicle Farm
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