MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Trust Office
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.03 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

The Trust Office

“Leather chairs, a ticking clock, and a ledger where every line is income you did nothing for.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.trust_office

Buy steady Revenue assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (29 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Royalties (5 sold) Accountant (4 sold) Newsletter (4 sold) Patent Portfolio (4 sold) Cubicle Farm (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
31.4% (32 / 102 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.03 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.03 cards per stop (34% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
33 items ($882 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$36 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$52 UPGRADE 14 days ago
$52 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$36 NEW UNIT 15 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Trust Office's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 11 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 10 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 8 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
Filter Tag:
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Newsletter

Newsletter

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →

Newsletter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 40.0% (4/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Oracle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Enterprise Contract

Enterprise Contract

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ This cannot be Audited.
▸ While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enterprise Contract

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100 ⇈ 2
3-SLOT
Generational Wealth

Generational Wealth

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Generational Wealth

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 27.8% (10/36)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Apartment Upstairs

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 24.0% (6/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
3-SLOT
Corporate Campus

Corporate Campus

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue for each different Tag on your board.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Campus

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue for each different Tag on your board.

Pick Rate 22.2% (4/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 21.9% (14/64)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ◈ 15
2-SLOT
Main Street

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Main Street

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.4% (3/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ◈ 40
3-SLOT
Orbital Tax Haven

Orbital Tax Haven

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →

Orbital Tax Haven

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Remove 100% of your Debt. Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.2% (7/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Cubicle Farm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.

Pick Rate 20.9% (37/177)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Patent Portfolio

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.7% (51/246)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ▲ 100
3-SLOT
Enterprise Whale

Enterprise Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enterprise Whale

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$42 Funding List: $40
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 4 Revenue. Profit 100. While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 20.3% (13/64)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.2% (19/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Compound Interest

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.0% (4/20)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Subscriber Base

Subscriber Base

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Subscriber Base

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (4/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Royalties

Royalties

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Royalties

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 18.6% (11/59)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 18.0% (32/178)
Win Rate 26.3% (5W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Interest Check

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 14.3% (5W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 400
1-SLOT
Dividends

Dividends

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Dividends

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 400% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.7% (6/36)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
3-SLOT
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →

Solar Farm

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$68 Funding List: $65
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.1% (19/118)
Win Rate 21.1% (4W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.1% (23/143)
Win Rate 13.8% (13W/81L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 15.2% (5/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
3-SLOT
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Oil Well

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +40 Valuation. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 13.8% (4/29)
Win Rate 11.1% (1W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 5
2-SLOT
Old Money

Old Money

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Old Money

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 5 Revenue.

Pick Rate 13.6% (6/44)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ◈ 8
1-SLOT
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Website

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 12.5% (5/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 5 ▲ 25
3-SLOT
Still Open

Still Open

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Still Open

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 4.8% (1/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2 ◈ 40
3-SLOT
Government Contract

Government Contract

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Government Contract

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat. Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Investment Arm

Investment Arm

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +3 Valuation for each of your Properties.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Investment Arm

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +3 Valuation for each of your Properties.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here