MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.commercial_showroom
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Commercial Showroom
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 0.97 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

Commercial Showroom

“Modular double-desk suites, medium server units, and mid-sized departmental gear.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.commercial_showroom

Buy mid-sized 2-slot assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (66 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Pink Elephant (9 sold) All-Hands Call (5 sold) Cubicle Farm (5 sold) Company Handbook (4 sold) Focus Group (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
20.3% (71 / 350 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.97 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.97 cards per stop (24% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
69 items ($1,609 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$112 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$35 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$70 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$56 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$128 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$140 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$48 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 17 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Commercial Showroom's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 0 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 66 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
◈ 10
2-SLOT
Boycott

Boycott

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Boycott

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 60.0% (3/5)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Honest Books

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Oracle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Software Upgrades

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Software Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 30. Apply 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 34.9% (15/43)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Hiring Freeze

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 5
2-SLOT
No Rush

No Rush

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

No Rush

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 5 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hardware Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.8% (17/57)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 28.2% (22/78)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Performance Review

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 27.6% (27/98)
Win Rate 16.7% (1W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 27.5% (57/207)
Win Rate 11.3% (6W/47L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 60.9% (14W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
2-SLOT
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Satellite

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 50 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
2-SLOT
War Chest

War Chest

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

War Chest

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.

Pick Rate 26.7% (16/60)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Sunday Dinner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Neural Network

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 25.0% (14/56)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Generative AI

Generative AI

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
▸ If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Generative AI

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control. If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Recursive Improvements

Recursive Improvements

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Recursive Improvements

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. This doubles its own Loss.

Pick Rate 25.0% (8/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Asteroid Mining

Asteroid Mining

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each of your Vehicles.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Asteroid Mining

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15 for each of your Vehicles. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
2-SLOT
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Feedback Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.

Pick Rate 24.6% (14/57)
Win Rate 36.4% (4W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Apartment Upstairs

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 24.0% (6/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.6% (45/191)
Win Rate 26.1% (6W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 300
2-SLOT
Margin Call

Margin Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Margin Call

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 22.2% (6/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 21.9% (14/64)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Non-compete Agreement

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Pick Rate 21.7% (5/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ◈ 15
2-SLOT
Main Street

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Main Street

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.4% (3/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Online Store

Online Store

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Online Store

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 25. Stock 4. Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.

Pick Rate 21.1% (4/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Cubicle Farm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.

Pick Rate 20.9% (37/177)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.2% (19/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Restock your assets 1.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

SCRUM

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 19.3% (26/135)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 18.8% (31/165)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 18.6% (27/145)
Win Rate 12.9% (4W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Family Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 18.5% (10/54)
Win Rate 28.6% (2W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
2-SLOT
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Pink Elephant

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 18.3% (28/153)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 18.3% (15/82)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Quarterly Goals

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 18.1% (19/105)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Debt Ceiling

Debt Ceiling

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Debt Ceiling

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 17.9% (5/28)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 17.8% (32/180)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 17.1% (22/129)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Focus Group

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.1% (12/70)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Headhunter

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$90 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 15.9% (27/170)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Kanban

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 15.6% (24/154)
Win Rate 22.2% (4W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 15.2% (5/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 14.8% (40/270)
Win Rate 23.1% (9W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 14.4% (15/104)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Corporate Sponsors

Corporate Sponsors

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Corporate Sponsors

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 14.3% (4/28)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Sales Quota

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.

Pick Rate 13.9% (14/101)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
⇈ 5
2-SLOT
Old Money

Old Money

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Old Money

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 5 Revenue.

Pick Rate 13.6% (6/44)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
2-SLOT
All-Hands Call

All-Hands Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

All-Hands Call

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 13.4% (11/82)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 60
2-SLOT
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Late Nights

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (4/30)
Win Rate 16.7% (1W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fair Wages

Fair Wages

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fair Wages

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 13.0% (3/23)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Propaganda

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 6 Scandal.

Pick Rate 12.5% (3/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Crunch Time

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.5% (9/72)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
2-SLOT
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Community Board

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 12.5% (4/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 35
2-SLOT
Clothing Line

Clothing Line

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 35.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Clothing Line

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 18
2-SLOT
Call Center

Call Center

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Scale 2.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Call Center

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 18 Moat. Remove 1 Scandal. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 11.1% (3/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 90 ▼ 90
2-SLOT
Private Equity

Private Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the asset to your right.
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Inflict 90 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Private Equity

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.

Pick Rate 10.0% (1/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fundraiser

Fundraiser

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fundraiser

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 9.1% (2/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 800
2-SLOT
Debt Spiral

Debt Spiral

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Debt Spiral

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.

Pick Rate 8.8% (3/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

PR Firm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Remove 50% of your Scandal.

Pick Rate 8.3% (2/24)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
2-SLOT
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Trust Fund

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.

Pick Rate 8.3% (2/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Mandatory Overtime

Mandatory Overtime

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Mandatory Overtime

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 8.3% (2/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Brand Loyalty

Brand Loyalty

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Your Humans Profit +10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Brand Loyalty

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.

Pick Rate 7.1% (1/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 2
2-SLOT
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Corporate Espionage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15 ⇈ 8
2-SLOT
Seen Worse

Seen Worse

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Seen Worse

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here