MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Coffee Machine
Common Medium YEAR 3+

Coffee Machine

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.coffee_machine
Machine Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Base Cost: $6 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

12 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop
Machine Shop
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
Liquidators
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Robotics Expo
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Price
The Flea Market
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Commercial Showroom
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Office Max
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Refurbished Hardware
Refurbished Hardware
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
0.5x Price
Benefits Broker
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Grindstone
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
17.8% (32 / 180 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
23.1% (3W / 10L)

-26.9% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
50.0%
3W / 3L
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 4L

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