Agile
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10% faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $520
- Final Liquid Funding
- $762
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Sales Quota
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
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When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
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Profit 20.
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Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
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Inflict 30 Loss.
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Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
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Inflict 60 Loss.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
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Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Adrenaline Junkie
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
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#3
POLICY
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Your Employees act 5% faster.
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Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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#5
POLICY
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Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#6
POLICY
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When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $90 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $140 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $210 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $300 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $445 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $520 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of HelioPlains is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
7L
8 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
12.5%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 10 Loss.
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Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Union Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
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Profit 50.
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Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Personal Trainer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
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Overwork it 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Profit 50.
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When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Policies
POLICY
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Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Underdog Story
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
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Inflict 18 Loss.
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Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 100.
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When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
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Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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Policies
POLICY
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Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
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While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Underdog Story
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 18 Loss.
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Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 100.
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When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
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Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 2s.
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Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Adrenaline Junkie
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Policies
POLICY
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Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
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While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
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Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Sales Quota
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
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When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
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Profit 20.
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Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Adrenaline Junkie
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Quarterly Goals
MEDIUM
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
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Overwork your Employees 1s.
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Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
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Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
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Agile
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
Sales Quota
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
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Profit 20.
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Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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Agile
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Adrenaline Junkie
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
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Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
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While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×5
Human / 5 assets- Pitchman
- Account Manager
- Freelancer
- Middle Manager
- Adrenaline Junkie
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Pitchman
- Account Manager
- Middle Manager
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Sales Quota
- Commission Structure
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Pitchman
- Account Manager
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Coffee Machine
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Coffee Machine
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