MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Garage Sale
Asset Market 🏷️ 30% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.75 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–3

Garage Sale

“Cardboard boxes on a suburban driveway: deprecating inventory, cash-only, 30% off.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.garage_sale

Buy basement bargains at 30% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 30% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 90
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (29 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Hard Worker (21 sold) Petty Cash (20 sold) Shaved Yak (13 sold) Fire Sale (12 sold) Salvage Yard (10 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
28.8% (80 / 278 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.75 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.75 cards per stop (44% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
140 items ($1,384 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (6 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$9 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$4 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 14 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Garage Sale's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 25 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
Filter Tag:
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Salvage Yard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $20
-30% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 38.9% (28/72)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 32.0% (8/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $26
-30% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 29.7% (138/464)
Win Rate 10.9% (7W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $20
-30% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (20/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$38 Funding List: $55
-30% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 27.8% (15/54)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $20
-30% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 26.5% (13/49)
Win Rate 30.8% (4W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.8% (23/89)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mechanic

Mechanic

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mechanic

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 24.9% (114/458)
Win Rate 5.2% (4W/73L)
Merchant Volume: 21 acquisitions here
▲ 80 ◈ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $60
-30% OFF

Profit 80. Gain 80 Moat. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 24.4% (78/320)
Win Rate 5.6% (1W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $6
-30% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (129/532)
Win Rate 10.5% (6W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 24.1% (90/374)
Win Rate 23.8% (5W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 23.7% (45/190)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $18
-30% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 23.1% (25/108)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 22.2% (69/311)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Convoy Truck

Convoy Truck

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Convoy Truck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $40
-30% OFF

Profit 15. Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 2s.

Pick Rate 21.2% (7/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 20.6% (86/417)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 20 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fire Sale

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.5% (39/190)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding List: $40
-30% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 18.8% (31/165)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $26
-30% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 18.5% (15/81)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $30
-30% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.0% (25/139)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →

Coffee Machine

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$4 Funding List: $6
-30% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 17.8% (32/180)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $45
-30% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 16.3% (14/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Move Fast

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $28
-30% OFF

Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (8/60)
Win Rate 35.7% (5W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $26
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 12.9% (20/155)
Win Rate 11.8% (9W/67L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Garage

Garage

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →

Garage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $55
-30% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Scale +1 while this is your only Property. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 9.1% (1/11)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 8.5% (6/71)
Win Rate 6.1% (3W/46L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ▼ 10
3-SLOT
Kitchen Sink

Kitchen Sink

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE PROPERTY BENEFIT SERVICE SCHEME HUMAN EMPLOYEE ANIMAL VEHICLE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share.
▸ Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s.
▸ Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →

Kitchen Sink

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$38 Funding List: $55
-30% OFF

Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here