MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.kitchen_sink
New in 1.3.0 STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Kitchen Sink
Uncommon Large

Kitchen Sink

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.kitchen_sink
Machine Property Benefit Service Scheme Human Employee Animal Vehicle AI
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Base Cost: $55 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Revenue Recurring Profit every second.
Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Market Share A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

17 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Base Price
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Price
AI Summit
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.2x Price
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Heavy Industries Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price
Real Estate Office
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Price
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
0.5x Price
Refurbished Hardware
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
0.5x Price
Foreclosure Auction
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
0.5x Price
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Machine, Property, Benefit, Service, Scheme, Human, Employee, Animal, Vehicle, AI)
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

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WIN RATE
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Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Kitchen Sink

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