Gamified
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+25% Windfall chance.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $815
- Final Liquid Funding
- $3,566
- Fiscal Review Record
- 7 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 240 Loss.
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Profit 160.
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Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Unionized
Coffee Machine
MEDIUM
MACHINE
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Unionized
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At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Agile
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 120 Loss.
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Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Agile
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10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 10 Loss.
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Profit 10.
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Gain 10 Moat.
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Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 10 Loss.
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Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bribe
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
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Inflict 30 Loss.
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Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
PRO
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When one of your Employees activates, Profit 200.
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Your Employees act 0.5s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#3
POLICY
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Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#4
POLICY
PLUS
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When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#5
POLICY
PRO
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Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#6
POLICY
PLUS
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When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#7
POLICY
PLUS
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Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 10, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $170 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $250 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $315 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $385 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $460 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $535 | 5 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 8 | $685 | 6 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 9 | $740 | 7 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 10 | $815 | 7 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Hyperion Union is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×8
Human / 8 assets- Pop
- Sketchy Contractor
- Consultant
- Skeleton Crew
- Hard Worker
- Bribe
- Mom
- Salesperson
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Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Pop
- Consultant
- Skeleton Crew
- Hard Worker
- Mom
- Salesperson
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Sketchy Contractor
- Consultant
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Coffee Machine
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Coffee Machine
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Bribe
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