MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Fat Cat
Uncommon Medium

Fat Cat

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.fat_cat
Animal Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Base Cost: $30 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
HR Department
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Venture Floor
The Venture Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Commercial Showroom
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Executive Suite
The Executive Suite
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
15.9% (27 / 170 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 3L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 2L
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Fat Cat

3 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Hockey Stick Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$210 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Arbitrage Strategies
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$485 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Garage Rocketry
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
about 2 months ago