MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.executive_suite
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Executive Suite
Asset Market 🏷️ +20% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.03 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 6–99

The Executive Suite

“Top floor, corner office, a view of every company you have not bought yet. The chairs cost more than your first year.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.executive_suite

Buy executive perks at a premium

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +20% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (24 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Expense Account (6 sold) Networking Event (6 sold) Rest & Vest (6 sold) Daily Standup (5 sold) Golden Handcuffs (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
51.4% (37 / 72 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.03 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.03 cards per stop (34% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
38 items ($5,797 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (1 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$168 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$134 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$144 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$268 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$336 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$456 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$288 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$288 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$288 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$153 NEW UNIT 14 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Executive Suite's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 8 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 10 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$2 Funding
+20% PREMIUM

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 38.1% (8/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 160
1-SLOT
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Executive Bonus

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 33.3% (3/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
3-SLOT
Platform

Platform

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Whenever one of your other assets activates, Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Platform

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 50% Market Share. Whenever one of your other assets activates, Profit 8.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Daily Standup

Daily Standup

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Daily Standup

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$33 Funding List: $28
+20% PREMIUM

Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.

Pick Rate 27.3% (6/22)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 120
3-SLOT
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Mass Layoffs

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (6/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Black Turtleneck

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $16
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 50.0% (3W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $22
+20% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 25.0% (9/36)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $16
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (45/185)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $16
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (32/132)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Daddy's Company

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$90 Funding List: $75
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 22.2% (8/36)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
3-SLOT
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Golden Highrise

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$26 Funding List: $22
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.7% (5/23)
Win Rate 100.0% (8W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Networking Event

Networking Event

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Networking Event

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$72 Funding List: $60
+20% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Pick Rate 19.2% (14/73)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $18
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 18.6% (27/145)
Win Rate 12.9% (4W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 15.9% (27/170)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 150
1-SLOT
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Rest & Vest

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $35
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 150.

Pick Rate 15.6% (7/45)
Win Rate 29.4% (5W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 100 ▲ 100
1-SLOT
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Sabbatical

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$114 Funding List: $95
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.

Pick Rate 14.9% (7/47)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Chief of Staff

Chief of Staff

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s.
▸ At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Chief of Staff

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $20
+20% PREMIUM

Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 50
3-SLOT
Luxury Yacht

Luxury Yacht

BASIC
LARGE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Luxury Yacht

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$96 Funding List: $80
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 50 Moat. When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.

Pick Rate 10.5% (2/19)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
3-SLOT
Airplane

Airplane

BASIC
LARGE VEHICLE MACHINE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss for each of your Vehicles.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Airplane

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss for each of your Vehicles.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 120
2-SLOT
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Trust Fund

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$33 Funding List: $28
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.

Pick Rate 8.3% (2/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
3-SLOT
Investor

Investor

BASIC
LARGE HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each of your Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Investor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 20 for each of your Employees.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
3-SLOT
Corporate Retreat

Corporate Retreat

BASIC
LARGE BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Retreat

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$78 Funding List: $65
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Year Twenty-Three

Year Twenty-Three

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Year Twenty-Three

Unicorn ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$48 Funding List: $40
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Private Jet

Private Jet

BASIC
MEDIUM VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +15 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Private Jet

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $16
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +15 Valuation. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here