MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Executive Suite
Asset Market 🏷️ +20% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 6–99

The Executive Suite

“Top floor, corner office, a view of every company you have not bought yet. The chairs cost more than your first year.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.executive_suite

Buy executive perks at a premium

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +20% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (20 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 0 offers)

No foot traffic recorded yet for this game version.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Executive Suite's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 8 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 4 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 8 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
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1-SLOT
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Black Turtleneck

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$72 Funding List: $60
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 160
1-SLOT
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Executive Bonus

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $14
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $12
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 37.1% (23/62)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $12
+20% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $12
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 28.1% (27/96)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
3-SLOT
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mass Layoffs

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding List: $25
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (3/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $16
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Daddy's Company

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$33 Funding List: $28
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 16.0% (4/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
3-SLOT
Luxury Yacht

Luxury Yacht

BASIC
LARGE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Luxury Yacht

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$33 Funding List: $28
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 50 Moat. When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.

Pick Rate 14.3% (1/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
3-SLOT
Corporate Retreat

Corporate Retreat

BASIC
LARGE BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Retreat

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding List: $25
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $18
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 10.1% (8/79)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
2-SLOT
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Trust Fund

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$26 Funding List: $22
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Year Twenty-Three

Year Twenty-Three

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Year Twenty-Three

Unicorn ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$36 Funding List: $30
+20% PREMIUM

Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
3-SLOT
Investor

Investor

BASIC
LARGE HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each of your Employees.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Investor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding List: $25
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 20 for each of your Employees.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
3-SLOT
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Highrise

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$21 Funding List: $18
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 40 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$96 Funding List: $80
+20% PREMIUM

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Daily Standup

Daily Standup

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 37 Funding
Full Dossier →

Daily Standup

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$90 Funding List: $75
+20% PREMIUM

Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 150
1-SLOT
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 35 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rest & Vest

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$84 Funding List: $70
+20% PREMIUM

Profit 150.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Networking Event

Networking Event

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
◆ + 60 Funding
Full Dossier →

Networking Event

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$144 Funding List: $120
+20% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 100 ▲ 100
1-SLOT
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sabbatical

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $24
+20% PREMIUM

Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here