MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.chief_of_staff
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Chief of Staff
Rare Medium YEAR 3+

Chief of Staff

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.chief_of_staff
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Base Cost: $20 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Executive Suite
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price
Agile Transformation
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Racetrack
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
11.1% (2 / 18 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
66.7% (2W / 1L)

+16.7% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

100.0%
1W / 0L
0.0%
0W / 1L
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No filings
100.0%
1W / 0L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Chief of Staff

3 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$900 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$2,463 Valuation
15 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,005 Valuation
16 days ago