MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Agile Transformation
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–6

Agile Transformation

“A consultant with a whiteboard and a stopwatch. Everything here makes something else go sooner.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.agile_transformation

Buy Fast Track assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (20 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Advisor (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
50.0% (1 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.0 cards per stop (25% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
1 items ($14 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$14 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Agile Transformation's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
Filter Tag:
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Dog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 75.0% (3/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Pick Rate 35.0% (7/20)
Win Rate 45.5% (5W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 32.6% (28/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 6
1-SLOT
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
▸ 5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Delivery Bike

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Life Coach

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 30.4% (7/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.2% (26/89)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
2-SLOT
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Feedback Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.

Pick Rate 28.6% (8/28)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.3% (17/60)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 22.8% (23/101)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
▸ 1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
3-SLOT
Economies of Scale

Economies of Scale

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Economies of Scale

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 21.1% (4/19)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Office Canary

Office Canary

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Canary

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 16.5% (21/127)
Win Rate 4.5% (1W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 15.6% (20/128)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Kanban

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 15.1% (11/73)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sunday Dinner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here