MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Barista
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Barista

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.barista
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
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9 Outlets

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Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Grindstone
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Agile Transformation
Agile Transformation
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
20.5% (9 / 44 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
28.6% (2W / 5L)

-21.4% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
100.0%
1W / 0L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Barista

7 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
All-Nighter Systems
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$265 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Imperial Consolidated
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$935 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Overcaffeinated Enterprises
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
DEFEAT
Sunnybrook Dairy & Ice Cream
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$920 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Keystone Acquisitions
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Domination
$4,225 Valuation
15 days ago
DEFEAT
Garage Rocketry
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$430 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
Dynasty Portfolio Trust
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$945 Valuation
16 days ago