MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Mom & Pop, company founder
Founded by Mom & Pop

Sunnybrook Dairy & Ice Cream

10 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$920
Final Liquid Funding
$358
Fiscal Review Record
7 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 12
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 750
Mom

Mom

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 4s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 750% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 1200
Rest & Vest
✦ MVP ✦

Rest & Vest

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 1200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 15
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20
Apprentice

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
#9
Barista

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Policies

Weathered the Storm
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
PLUS
◆
#3
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
Open Door Policy
ENTERPRISE
◆
#4
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 12s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#5
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
ENTERPRISE
◆
#6
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When you hire a Human, get 16 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
◆
#7
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
PRO
◆
#8
POLICY PRO
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 10, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $920 VALUATION • 7 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $105 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $105 Valuation Yr 2 $175 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $175 Valuation Yr 3 $300 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $300 Valuation Yr 4 $370 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $370 Valuation Yr 5 $445 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $445 Valuation Yr 6 $595 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $595 Valuation Yr 7 $670 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $670 Valuation Yr 8 $745 Fiscal Year 8: 7 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $745 Valuation Yr 9 $820 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $820 Valuation Yr 10 $920 Fiscal Year 10: 7 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $920 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $105 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $175 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $300 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $370 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $445 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $595 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $670 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $745 7 1 Stable
Year 9 $820 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $920 7 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sunnybrook Dairy & Ice Cream is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $155 1W - 0S
Assets
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $175 2W - 0S
Assets
Rest & Vest
+

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 3 $300 3W - 0S
Assets
Rest & Vest
+

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mandatory Fun

Mandatory Fun

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 5 Moat for each Employee you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sympathy Card
+

Sympathy Card

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 4 $370 4W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Grandkid
+

Grandkid

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 5 $445 4W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 6 $595 5W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you hire a Human, get 4 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 7 $670 6W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
++

Mom

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 4s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 750% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you hire a Human, get 4 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 8 $745 7W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
++

Mom

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 4s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 750% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PRO
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 6s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you hire a Human, get 4 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 9 $895 7W - 2S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
++

Mom

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 4s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 750% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Personal Assistant
+++

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Weathered the Storm
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 12s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
+
▸ When you hire a Human, get 8 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 10 $920 7W - 3S
Assets
Delivery Bike
+

Delivery Bike

PLUS
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 12.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
++

Mom

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 4s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 750% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rest & Vest
+++

Rest & Vest

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 1200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Apprentice
+

Apprentice

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Barista
+

Barista

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Weathered the Storm
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Living Wage
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 12s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When you hire a Human, get 16 Funding back.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Passive Income
+
POLICY PRO
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×8
    Employee / 8 assets
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Hard Worker
    • Rest & Vest
    • Scrum Master
    • Advisor
    • Apprentice
    • Barista
  • Human ×8
    Human / 8 assets
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Hard Worker
    • Rest & Vest
    • Scrum Master
    • Advisor
    • Apprentice
    • Barista
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Delivery Bike
  • Vehicle ×1
    Vehicle / 1 asset
    • Delivery Bike
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