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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $380
- Final Liquid Funding
- $332
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Corporate Policies
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#2
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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#5
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $245 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $310 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $380 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Colossus Associates is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
+
PLUS
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×5
Human / 5 assets- Unpaid Intern
- Payday Loan
- Compliance Officer
- Consultant
- Sketchy Contractor
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Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Unpaid Intern
- Code Monkey
- Compliance Officer
- Consultant
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Service ×3
Service / 3 assets- Payday Loan
- Consultant
- Sketchy Contractor
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Late Fee
- Commission Structure
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
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