MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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City Hall
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.74 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

City Hall

“Take a number. The permit desk closes at four, and every form on the wall is aimed at somebody else.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.city_hall

Buy Audits and red tape for the rival

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (20 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Watchdog (5 sold) Security System (3 sold) Compliance Officer (2 sold) Union Rep (2 sold) Whistleblower (2 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
24.5% (23 / 94 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.74 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.74 cards per stop (25% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
17 items ($490 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (1 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$30 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$22 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$56 NEW UNIT 16 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 16 days ago
$45 NEW UNIT 16 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on City Hall's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 14 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 3 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 1 Funding
Full Dossier →

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 45.8% (11/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Oracle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 33.3% (7/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Goldfish

Office Goldfish

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 1 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Goldfish

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Hiring Freeze

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Zoning Petition

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.3% (5/16)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Slow a rival asset 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 30.8% (8/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Union Rep

Union Rep

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, Slow it 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 22 Funding
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Union Rep

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, Slow it 5s.

Pick Rate 27.3% (9/33)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Whistleblower

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 23.3% (17/73)
Win Rate 100.0% (7W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.0% (45/196)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Non-compete Agreement

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Pick Rate 21.7% (5/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 21.2% (48/226)
Win Rate 11.1% (4W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 80
3-SLOT
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →

Regulatory Capture

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 80 Moat. When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 17.6% (15/85)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Forensic Accountant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 11.1% (1/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Rat

Office Rat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Rat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2 ◈ 40
3-SLOT
Government Contract

Government Contract

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Government Contract

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 2 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat. Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Health Inspector

Health Inspector

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Inflict 15 Loss for each rival asset with Stock.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Health Inspector

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 15 Loss for each rival asset with Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here