MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Office Goldfish
Common Small Scrappy YEAR 3+

Office Goldfish

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_goldfish
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Base Cost: $2 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
City Hall
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
33.3% (1 / 3 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Goldfish

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.