MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Watchdog

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.watchdog
Animal Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Base Cost: $30 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Agency Row
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Accountants
The Accountants
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Loss Prevention
Loss Prevention
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
City Hall
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
21.2% (48 / 226 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
11.1% (4W / 32L)

-38.9% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
7.1%
1W / 13L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 3L
Mom & Pop
18.8%
3W / 13L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Watchdog

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Paradigm Strategies
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$290 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Juggernaut Operations
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$1,630 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Series A Someday
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,005 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
All-Nighter Systems
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,010 Valuation
18 days ago
DEFEAT
Escrow Enterprises
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$430 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Overdraft Industries
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$910 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Zero Equity Left
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$475 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Keystone Cartel
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$760 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Living On Hope Ltd.
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$280 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Arbitrage Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$650 Valuation
about 2 months ago