MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Market Domination

Arbitrage Instruments

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 22, 2026 at 14:45 UTC
Final Valuation
$650
Final Liquid Funding
$2,709
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 0 Setbacks

Winning Asset Portfolio

◈ 10 ▼ 25
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#1
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 500
Mom
Agile
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Litigious
Litigious

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#4
Rubber Duck
Agile
Agile

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#5
Lobbyist
✦ MVP ✦

Lobbyist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Apply 8 Debt.
Apply 11 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Shop Local
PRO
#1
POLICY PRO
Whenever you Surplus, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
#2
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
#3
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
#4
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
#5
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Open Door Policy
#6
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
#7
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Credit On The House
#8
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

FLAWLESS RUN
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Unstoppable corporate execution: achieved Market Domination undefeated across all 8 fiscal cycles.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 8 $650 VALUATION 8 Wins / 0 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $155 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $155 Valuation Yr 3 $215 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $215 Valuation Yr 4 $280 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $280 Valuation Yr 5 $350 Fiscal Year 5: 5 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $350 Valuation Yr 6 $500 Fiscal Year 6: 6 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $500 Valuation Yr 7 $575 Fiscal Year 7: 7 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $575 Valuation Yr 8 $650 Fiscal Year 8: 8 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $650 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $155 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $215 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $280 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $350 5 0 Stable
Year 6 $500 6 0 Stable
Year 7 $575 7 0 Stable
Year 8 $650 8 0 Domination

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Arbitrage Instruments is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 0L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
100.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 2 $155 1W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $215 2W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+
Litigious

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 4 $280 3W - 0S
Assets
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+
Litigious

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 5 $350 4W - 0S
Assets
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
++
Litigious

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 120 Loss.
Profit 80.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 6 $425 5W - 0S
Assets
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+++
Litigious

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Lobbyist
+

Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Apply 4 Debt.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 7 $575 6W - 0S
Assets
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom
+
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+++
Litigious

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Lobbyist
++

Lobbyist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Apply 6 Debt.
Apply 8 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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Assets
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom
+
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+++
Litigious

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
+
Agile

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Lobbyist
+++

Lobbyist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Apply 8 Debt.
Apply 11 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
+
POLICY PRO
Whenever you Surplus, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Credit On The House
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.